Nah, you're chill: Version Retro

ENCHANTRESS FROM BEAUTY AND THE BEAST.

So it's totally cool to show up in the middle of a dark and stormy night and curse a ten-year old for not letting you into his castle, right?Yes, the Beast from Beauty and the Beast was ten years old when that sketchy probably-a-molester enchantress cursed him for not letting her in. (Do the math: "Ten years we've been rusting / Needing so much more than dusting" from "Be Our Guest," plus the curse breaking on Beast's 21st birthday means that unless Lumiere is a giant liar, Beast was TEN.)

So, you show up looking like the witch from Snow White who any good Disney child should know you should never take stuff from, in the middle of a super creepy storm while this kid's parents probably aren't home, given that he's answering the door, and expect him to let you in, in exchange for A ROSE? Seriously, at least bring some candy like a decent pedophile. And when he's like, "No, I'm sorry, my parents are in the bath (because the minstrel shows on kidnapping told him to say that when his parents weren't home) and I can't let you in without their permission," it's totally a proportionate response to turn him into a beast and all his servants into furniture, right?

You're probably gonna curse me for saying this, but nah, crazy enchantress lady, you're chill.