I thought this was an April Fool's joke

"...so, 24 miles long, about seven miles wide at the least widest, uh, place on the island, about twelve miles wide on the widest part of the island, and um... I don't know how many square miles that is..."

1. LEAST WIDEST?
2. Why are we electing people who cannot do simple math?

3: "My fear is that the island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and, uh, capsize."

Who is responsible for this?

Oh, of course. Thanks, Georgia. Nah, you're chill.