I don't really want to make bread pudding anyway.

This is a box of Rice Dream. Rice Dream, for those of you who may not know, is a non-dairy milk substitute. This is the recipe on the side of the box of Rice Dream (the non-dairy milk substitute-- remember this, children, as it will be important later).


Now please direct your attention to the ingredients of this recipe.



And this bit too, just for fun.


Does nobody check what recipes get put on these things?

Nah, dairy-having recipe on the side of my box of non-dairy milk substitute, you're chill.