DAMN IT, Steve Madden, I liked your shoes

I mean, I know you were never exactly classy, but you weren't all clear-heels-with-goldfish-inside so I could justify my purchases to myself. Why did you go and do this?























I'm too busy feeling dirty to even say you're chill. :(

I don't really want to make bread pudding anyway.

This is a box of Rice Dream. Rice Dream, for those of you who may not know, is a non-dairy milk substitute. This is the recipe on the side of the box of Rice Dream (the non-dairy milk substitute-- remember this, children, as it will be important later).


Now please direct your attention to the ingredients of this recipe.



And this bit too, just for fun.


Does nobody check what recipes get put on these things?

Nah, dairy-having recipe on the side of my box of non-dairy milk substitute, you're chill.

All gay people are crossdressers?

Yes. A U.S. Representative really said this:

“I can imagine someone coming in and interviewing one day in man’s clothes and come back the next day and apply for a job in woman’s clothes, and then setting up a lawsuit in a sting operation to harass our religious organizations,” he said.

Nah, Steve King, you're chill.

OH. GOD.

Yes. This is really going to exist.

I think Modelland is going to really touch the dreamer in all of us, whether you’re aged anywhere from 8 to 80. (Please don’t be mad if you’re 7 or 81, but “eight to eighty” sounds better!)

Nah, you're chill!! ;)

I apologize for interrupting your regularly scheduled disdain...

...but this was too awesome not to post.

This is why I love New York.



Thanks, Fairy Man. You made my day. You're chill, and for once that's not sarcastic.

I Found It In A Bodega (#1)

I wonder if Kate Hudson knows she is the face of Shower Cap Towel Material?

Nah, I bet she would be chill.

So this is totally appropriate clothing for rolling around in a field, right?

Um, no. That outfit is actually appropriate for NOWHERE. Not all women are Lady GaGa, and schoolgirl shoes and socks do not detract from the fact that I can see things I do not need to be seeing.

So nah, American Apparel, and your entire stupid Lace collection, you're chill.